Do you have chopsticks?
So I delivered food to this lady tonight and as I walk away from her door, she yells out:
"Are there chopsticks in the bag?"
I shrugged and said I dunno. Did you ask for them? I just deliver lady. So then she asks "Do you have any chopsticks on you?" WTF!! What, cause I'm chinese and I deliver food, I should have a stash of chopsticks with me at all times? Why would I do that? Anyways, I just thought that was one of the most stupid questions asked of me on this job, ever.
By the way, what the hell is it with Americans (Or, non-asians) that they need chopsticks to enjoy chinese food? Y'all don't look good using them! So, why push yourselves and look silly trying? Its not like its easier for you or anything. Admit it. You just wanted something free with your order. As if your constant requests for more duck sauce (aka sweet sauce), soy sauce, and bread wasn't enough. Y'all just want whatever you can get. Your motto: If its free, its for me.
Uh-Oh! Random rant: Why the f*ck doesn't ----- people tip us? They never tip! Sometimes they give you a few cents too little. You guys are just giving yourselves the bad reputation...ain't no one being prejudice or anything. Generalizing is okay for me because I've been doing this since 1996 and time and time again, you prove my generalization right. Good going.
By the way again, some dude congratulated me with a "You're doing a good job"...and gave me a 80 cent tip. The total was $15.20. Dude counts $15 for me, then says, heres another buck just for you cause you're doing a good job. Fuck! Thats 80 cents!! It ain't no dollar! I'll remember your ass for next week.
Ok, let me simmer down and bring myself back...
Oh, did I ever tell you guys how much I hate it when a few minutes before I leave and can stop taking delivery orders, 2 shmucks call in for delivery? Oh, and one of them is in the next town over! Its one thing if you'll tip me well for my troubles, but....
Anyways, I went to KFC to get a 'bucket' for my coworkers today. I go to the drive thru and place my order. I drive up and a few seconds later, I ask my buddy who was nice enough to keep me company most of the day "Wheres the freakin' window?!!"....turns out I drove right by it. This particular KFC doesn't have a standard "regulation" drive thru setup. The booth to place your order came way too soon and the window was too close to it. It was just funny how I had to back up to go back to the window. Eh, you had to be there. Peace.
posted by John at 8:29 PM
2 Comments:
CHeap!! That's all I have to say...
1) When ordering on small order (like food enough for JUST one) I hate when they ask for not one but a FEW pairs of Chopsticks... If not chopsticks, it would be things like future cookies, forks, plates, etc...(you get the idea) We should really start charging them
2) Another thing that bugs me is when writing down a tip on the credit card slip, the amounts aren't added up correctly. Example bill came out to be $10.50...they put a $1 dollar tip...and they might put a total of $11.00 down on the slip. So, where did the .50 Cents go?!?!?!? They are either DUMB as hell (I mean Plez, it's simple addition) or they might think putting down a different total on the slip, they might get away for not paying tip or at least paying a correct tip amount...Well for all that do this, we charge the tip amount written on the slip no matter what messed total amount is written on it. Or the other way around...if a higher total is written down with an incorrect tip, we'll recalculate the tip amount for you =P there's no way in getting out of it!
Ahh, there's more but I think should stop here!
Oh, actually one thing I do want to mention. I hate it when peeps order, pay for there food, and than ask "can I go to the ATM?" or "Can I go get a video and come back for my food?"...I mean what do you think. I should say NOOOO, you can't and see how they respond.... Such stupid Peeps out there!
hehehehe thats funny!
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