Getting shit on the side

I don't know why y'all insist on getting stuff on the side. Its all I hear at the restaurant..(I do occassionally answer the phone). You either want your sauce on the side, more of it on the side, or something else.

Let me ask you something. Do you go to Dunkin Donuts and ask for whip cream on the side? Do you go to Pizza Hut and ask for pepperoni on the side? WTF makes it okay to get shit on the side from a chinese restaurant then?!?

You know, most chinese restaurants are mom-n-pop types of shops. We don't care how you want it, just give us the money. It sucks that y'all can't return the favor. To prove this, I went and ordered a medium coffee coolatta, or as some of my customers would say, a "mejium" coffee coolatta from dunkin donuts (drive thru). I asked for whip cream on the side and the bitch acts all weird with me. What the hell! I made a simple request for whip cream on the freakin' side!!! We'd do it for you if you asked! Anyways, the girl was just unsure of herself and said we can only put it in with the coffee. Whatever, she's a no0b.