Lazy People!

So my very first delivery this past sunday was located the next street over. I could've walked, but I decided not to in the interests of saving time for other deliveries. The food was for someone on the 3rd floor of the building. Or, was it the 2nd floor? Can't remember right now.

Anyways, I rang the doorbell, and also tried to see if the front door is unlocked. It wasn't. A minute later I hear someone screaming "Come up!". Little does she know, her front door is locked. I figure it must be me and that the door does open if I tried harder. Nope.

I ring the doorbell again. The lady is still screaming "COME IN!!". A little time passes by and the light bulb finally lit in her head. Duh! I guess she finally realizes that the door downstairs maybe locked. You think she'd come down and open it right? Nope. She sends her 6 year old kid to open the door for a complete stranger who could've grabbed him and run off.

The kid runs down, opens the door, I tell him the total thinking the mother gave him money to give to me and weazle out of a tip. (If this doesn't make sense, read my prior posts about the things people do to avoid paying a tip). Nope, the kid had no money, and I told him the total for no reason. Next thing I hear...."COME UPPP!". Ugh!! At this point, I just wanted to hand her my B!tch of the year award now:


I ran up stairs to give her the food. It was freaking hot out that day so I was already agitated. Of course, she falls into the category of my "generalization" for those that never tip. She gets her other offspring to bring the money over to her and she hands it to me. Her change was 3.75 but I said I don't have any coins, can I just give you $3? She was fine with it. At this point I'm really impressed I earned three whole quarters from her. If it were a even dollar figure, I'm quite positive I'd be leaving with nothing but frustration. My final thoughts of this person was that she is fat, lazy, and stupid. Oh, don't forget CHEAP! If I hear that b!tch scream "Come up!" one more time, I'd......I'm not sure, but it'd be something horrific and you don't wanna be around for that! =)