What to do with time saved

So you just ordered delivery and you saved yourself probably 20 minutes or so. Based on my experience with y'all, here's some stuff you can do with that time:

1. Shower - This only applies to guys since girls go into the bathroom and don't come out till the next day. This past sunday I delivered food 2 blocks from the restaurant to this dude who must weigh 350 lbs. I shit you not! OMG, once his door opened I nearly passed out. Dude was big and smelly -- not a good combination. I was prepared to offer him a special promotion --> Free bar of soap and big jar of Yankee Candle with delivery.

2. Prepare payment - Get your money ready, please. Common sense should lead you to this. Its not hard. Put yourselves in my shoes. You think theres a band of chinese men out there delivering for the same restaurant and that we have an hour to cater to your cheap lazy ass?

3. Lock up your pets - Do you know how tiring it is to have 20lbs of food in one hand while trying to fend off your pit bull with the other? All while I'm explaining to you how to fill out the damn credit card slip and telling you I don't have chopsticks in the car and I don't know whats in the freakin' bag. Umm...your dog is sniffin me. That ain't cool. Next time, knock the bitch out before you get the door.