Domino Effect

Another week, another disappointing (non)tip experience. Some people are crazy to order food and give me nothing for a tip. How can you do that to someone so important as me, your delivery guy. First, you don't turn on the light at the door, so finding your house number is difficult. Then you take your time to get the door. Then you act surprised that I'm there with food in my hands. You ask how much and disappear for another 3 minutes. I'd expect you to have the money ready when you return but no, it took you 3 minutes just to grab your wallet. Now you gotta sort through your junk to find me money. Finally, you give me EXACT change with a smile, as if I should be grateful!!

Have you ever thought of what the consequences are if you ever pissed off your mailman? What about the UPS guy? The teller at the bank? Your doctor? Your mechanic? These are all people that provide a service for you. Just like a delivery guy. Lets see whats the worst that can happen. The mailman delays your mail (Or in my case, steals all my Maxims), UPS guy kicks your packages around (like the movie Ace Ventura), the teller 'accidentally' deposits your money in the wrong account, your doctor leaves a screw driver in your belly, your mechanic doesn't change your oil but still charges you (I hate when that happens!). What about the delivery guy? You know what, he could do just as bad. He could spit in your food (I wouldn't, too much work). He could eat bits and pieces of your food and you'd never know it (again, I wouldn't). He could come to your house last in his delivery route (I would, this is too easy to pass up). He could poison your food (You're such a sucker for beef teriyaki and chicken chow mein).

Anyways, no time to rant any further. I'm busy.