Change for $100 Bills

Ok. So its bad enough that I'm expected to have a good inventory of extra duck sauce, mustard, fortune cookies, and chop sticks (Freakin' chop sticks!) in my car. Now, I'm expected to be a bank on wheels! Listen, if you've only got a $100 bill on ya, at least let me know in advance so I can bring you change for that order of chicken fingers for $7.85.

Speaking of which, its only courteous to not order anything under $10 and ask for it to be delivered. You're only taking away time from other customers who are serious about ordering delivery. Oh, and don't get me started on the chumps that order a small egg roll and have to charge it. Its a freaking egg roll that costs $1.85 (tax included). Delivery charge of $1, and you're at $2.85. You don't have $2.85?!? Not even under the seat cushions? You're probably too lazy to check, thats why you ordered delivery.