Ordering delivery at the restaurant!

Because I don't enjoy delivering chinese food, I especially despise people that spend 30 minutes on the pay phone outside the restaurant, then walk in and ask for a delivery. WTF!? Why are you asking for delivery? If you're there, just order your food and bring it home with you. Many people don't know this, but chinese food cooks really fast (well, our place does at least). We can put out a combination plate just as fast as the folks at McDonald's and BK. The burners (is that what you call it?) or stoves we have are not like the ones you've got at home. Our woks heat up really fast and they get really hot, so food cooks faster.

Anyways, back to the topic, I don't like it when you come in and order a delivery. You're just pathetic if you do. What excuse do you have? Unless you order over $100 worth of food then there is no reason you can't bring it with you.

BTW, don't you just hate those bathroom stalls where the divider (the thing that stands between you and the dude next to you) is so low that the other guy walks up and just towers over you? It totally defeats the purpose. Maybe we'll see horizontal dividers in the future? That would be funny, LOL!