Sunday, August 21, 2005

Private Way Asshole!

Do Not Enter

So this evening I had a delivery to Belmont Place. Its a small little street, supposedly a "private way", whatever thats supposed to mean. Again, its a small little way, one lane, cars parked on one side. I go all the way to the end to make a delivery...as the lady is filling out the credit card slip (sigh!), another resident drives in. I was nice enough to ask my customer to give me a second to move the car since I'm probably blocking someone. I said "sorry, am I blocking you?". The punk in the red car says "No, but this is a private way". He said it with attitude.

I immediately think, what an asshole. Anyways, thats fine, I understand, he probably had a bad night. I finish up with the delivery and make my way out. its a small tight street so I back into a garage, just like the asshole in the red car did before me to make a 3 point turn. As I approach the end of the street to leave the "private way", the guy gets out of his car and wanted me to stop. He yells "This is a private way, you shouldn't be here, this is a private way, and don't ever use my garage again!". At this point I'm like whatever, I have to get on my way to make up for lost time cause this lady paid with a credit card. As I drive off, I think about what the asshole said and got very mad. I'm thinking to myself, who the fuck does he think he is to tell me I shouldn't be there?!? When a resident from the "private way" orders delivery from me, thats my fucking invitation to go in to your "private way"!! Did that asshole pay the city to make that street just for them or something? Do our excise taxes or whatever fees we citizens pay to use the local streets not include his "private way"? Who the hell does this fucker think HE is?!

I think he's the only mofo with a red car on that small street. I will definitely remember him. I mean, does he not order delivery, ever? What about when mail gets delivered to his house? Does he expect the mail man to not enter the "private way"? Is the asshole going to meet the UPS guy at the end of the street for a package? Ugh, I'm so upset. Should've thought of this earlier and given him a piece of my mind. All I know is that fucker was a asshole to me and he didn't need to be. I dislike him. I hope he finds this blog and reads it....cause I use your fucking garage EVERY fucking time I go into your "private way" asshole!! WTF are you gonna do about it? I'm still gonna use it the next time I'm there. Maybe I'll leave some nails in your garage before I leave so when you use it, you'll get what you deserve.