Black and White

What bothered me over this weekend was a delivery 2 blocks from the restaurant to a small hotel...or hostel, as they call it. (WTF is a HOStel anyways!?). So I get there and its for the dude at the front desk, only problem is, he wasn't there when I got there. Its not like I went straight to him either, I did some other deliveries first.

I arrive and no one even greets me. There were two ladies there, one was white and the other was black, or for the uber sensitive, the other was african american. The black lady was like F*ck! I can't believe he left without leaving us money for the delivery. After 2 minutes of pondering what to do, she asked the white lady if she had any money, she didn't. Then the black lady looks in her bag, which fits a regular sized sneaker at most. She looks through that thing for maybe 3 minutes looking for money. Here's my first gripe, why the heck is it taking so long to look for $12.85? Either you got it or you don't!

She finally pulls out some cash, and then starts counting them. There was a 5 dollar bill and some singles. She counts it 2 times very slowly, then looks in her bag again for 2 minutes, then counts the money again for 1 minute and was complaining again about how she couldn't believe the dude didn't leave them money.

This is all happening while both ladies are sitting down. They didn't get up once yet. Meanwhile, the white lady finally opens her mouth again and says just take some money from the evelope in that draw to pay the man first. (Finally, someone with common sense! Super delayed common sense, but some sense none the less.) The white lady, who has a cast on her left leg gets up, walks 2 feet over to the black lady who is sitting at the desk, opens the draw thats right infront of the black lady and says look in there.

The white lady turns around and made her way back to her seat. The black lady then looks through that money, takes out whatever she needed to combine with her money to equal $14 (yeah! a tip! surprisingly.) Once she had the money in her hand, she did the dumbest thing...she started thinking about how much money she took out of her bag to give to me, and how much was from the evelope.

She was working those numbers in her head. Thats some serious number crunching without using her fingers and toes. What a retard.

Anyways, another minute or so passes by and I said "So do you guys have the money or not!?". I'm ignored. Few seconds go by and the black lady was like "Here, take this money and give it to the man. I can't believe he didn't leave us money. I'm going to kill him!".

Oh geez...shut the fuck up!!! Stop asking the cripled lady to get up and give me the money you lazy fuck. Quit your whining, too. It took you like 5 minutes to figure out that you didn't have 7 dollars in your bag, then another 3 minutes to count that money to ensure its 7 dollars, then another few minutes to figure out how much money you needed to borrow from the hotel to pay me $14. I think these two gals deserve the Dumb and Dumber award.